Noah

Dr. Seuss' lost tongue twister

See if you can do this:
Read each line aloud

This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is dumbass cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat




Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top
Betcha you can't resist passing it on

Ok so yea, i am actually doing what i have said i wanted to do for a while now. I am turning in my Two Weeks Notice so i can start my new job on Jan 1. However, even though i am turning in my 2 weeks notice, i did do something kinda dick to them. I am going on a 5 day vaca. Which means i work friday, saturday, next friday, saturday, and i forget the next couple of days, but that is my last few days, hehe. I am not too upset about it, but i do have that little feeling in the pit of my stomach that says its not great, but ehh.

What the fuck is wrong with people. We had a peer evaluation(free points) everyone agreed to give each other A's which ment 50 points that the teacher couldnt change the grade on. How in the fuckin world do i get a 30 out of 50. That means each person gave me a C. I did my own work, i even helped them when they asked for it, who the fuck do they think they are to give me a fuckin C. I know it was a C cause anything lower they would have to write a reason down, and each of them would have to have pretty much had the same reason and it be a good reason. See if i fuckin ever help these fuckers again with anything.

I am bored here at work, but hey what can you do....absolutly nothing. Well time to go and do nothing for the next 2 hours. later days, hit me up on aim and talk to me sometime, dont care who you are just let me know you are there.

Ok so i have been doing a lot of thinking of my life these past few days. Mostly of where i want to live when i graduate and what i am going to do as well. I really want to go international, but going back to fort lauderdale or even to NJ or somewhere near there would be fun. I really hope things do turn out good for me. BTW i recieved a call from another hotel, but its with a low end hotel and i am well sick of the low end properties. Now i dont know exactly what the position is, but i think i will still give them a call to see what it is at the very least. If its a step up, i might take it but i honestly dont know, i mean i really want to get out of the low end hotels. I know for a fact that midscale has the best viability as a hotel durring the good times and bad times. High end have the best in the good times, but when things are bad in the economy, the hotel does well not so hot. As with a low end hotel, it really doesnt change all that much, it does average durring slow periods and does a little about average in the season. If i could get a job with a hotel or company with midscale hotels i would be very happy. I just dont know what i am going to do but i hope things turn out good for me. I will still graduate no matter what in May so i am happy about that. Well for now, i am signing off, later days

how hard is it for some to fix a small simple problem. And yes if they cant fix it they are allowed to call their boss to find out what they can do. why is it so hard for the new guy to figure that out. ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

ok so i am standing here at work kinda bored but with plenty of time to think. I was given the task of doing night audit for the first time unassisted and untrained on how to do it. I get to work today to find out that i did a great job with no errors to be found. I think wow thats cool, but then i saw the schedule they made and they didnt even ask if i would do it again but they just scheduled me for friday night and saturday night wihtout asking. Now its not that i dont want to do those shifts cause they are easy as hell, but its the fact they didnt think to ask me if i wanted to do them. Kinda upset with that. Well thats it for now

last night some kid took a shit in the pool at work, and somehow it made my week from so-so to well just great cause well i dont know why. It was a great laugh tho, thought i would share

i had 999 kk and then the other guy had 999 AA.....32 in the pot only 11 was mine

5,6 of dimonds, i limp in, flop comes Q of spades, 8,9 of Dim, turn Queen of dimonds I go all in and so do 3 other people. one has an Ace and 2 of dimonds(fuck me), the other King and jack of dimonds (double fuck) and then me with my 5,6. Then the River, 7 of dimonds, i am jumping with joy, then i remember i still have to go to work in the morning cause this wasnt a million dollar tourny.

In the year 2005, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in the United States, and said, "Once again, the earth has become wicked and overpopulated and I see the end of all flesh before me. Build another Ark and save two of every living thing along with a few good humans."

He gave Noah the blueprints, saying, "You have six months to build the Ark before I will start the unending rain for 40 days and 40 nights".

Six months later, the Lord looked down and saw Noah weeping in his yard ...but no ark.

"Noah", He roared, "I'm about to start the rain! Where is the Ark?"

"Forgive me, Lord," begged Noah. "But things have changed. I needed a building permit. I've been arguing with the inspector about the need for a sprinkler system. My neighbors claim that I've violated the neighborhood zoning laws by building the Ark in my yard and exceeding the height limitations. We had to go to the Development Appeal Board for a decision. Then the Department of Transportation demanded a bond be posted for the
future costs of moving power lines and other overhead obstructions, to clear the passage for the Ark's move to the sea. I argued that the sea would be coming to us, but they would hear nothing of it.

Getting the wood was another problem. There's a ban on cutting local trees in order to save the spotted owl. I tried to convince the environmentalists that I needed the wood to save the owls. But no go!

When I started gathering the animals, I got sued by an animal rights group. They insisted that I was confining wild animals against their will. As well, they argued the accommodation was too restrictive and it was cruel and inhumane to put so many animals in a confined space.

Then the EPA ruled that I couldn't build the Ark until they'd conducted an environmental impact study on your proposed flood.

I'm still trying to resolve a complaint with the Human Rights Commission on how many minorities I'm supposed to hire for my building crew.

Also, the trades unions say I can't use my sons. They insist I have to hire only Union workers with Ark building experience.

To make matters worse, the IRS seized all my assets, claiming I'm trying to leave the country illegally with endangered species.

So, forgive me, Lord, but it would take at least ten years for me to finish this Ark." Suddenly the skies cleared, the sun began to shine, and a rainbow stretched across the sky.

Noah looked up in wonder and asked, "You mean, you're not going to destroy the world?"

"No," said the Lord. "The government beat me to it."

Well the news isnt but a few hours old, but i am going to be def promoted soon. I just have to go thru the proper proceedures for the promotion, like saying i want the job, then having a talk with the AGM and GM about it, then some other stuff, but i will def get it. Told behind closed doors that as long as i say i wanted it, i have it in the bag because they want to promote within and well i am the one they want to promote. He stated that my goals and theirs are lined up to where i should have no problems with it. He will tell me on wed what he is able to do as in a raise in my pay. This is really cool and it only took me 1.5 years to do. I wanted to be a supervisor in 1 year, but the other job wasnt possible, but here it just took the extra 5 months to get it, i am so excited.

If you read this,
even if I don't speak to you often,
you must post a memory of me.
It can be anything you want, it can be good or bad,
just so long as it happened.
Then post this to your journal. See what people remember about you.

Cause Vivi told me to do it

Your Results:
January
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking andproductive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very Stubborn and money cautious.

.....what to say......

I have no idea what to say tonight or today. I enjoyed my drive to school today cause it was so nice outside, i was able to have my windows down and enjoy the warmth yet cool air. I got to school and sat in class where the teacher gave us a quiz but also gave the answers to the quiz. Then i came home watch some tv. it felt good to relax for a change of pace. Then i went out to eat with a friend of mine cause i enjoy having dinner with people and even more so when i am friends with them. Then i did some other things then shot pool with my best friend harshal. We talked and i kicked his butt the first 2 games, then cause i got sloppy and lazy he kicked my butt the last three. oh well what can i do, it was still fun. then i came home and watch median with my roommate and that show is really odd but still cool. Now i have to wait 2 weeks for the next episode, wtf. i think its about time i go to sleep cause i have class in the morning. Later days

well today i woke up not feeling to well mentally, i was down in the dumps. But i went to school to help work on a project which didnt take too long. I was about to go to class and needed to get powerpoint, but then my friend came up to me and said lets hang out, well since i wasnt feeling like doing anything special i said sure since it was better than class, well i ditched my classes today cause well nothing was doing in them really so it didnt matter. Well even worse i didnt feel like going to work so i called off and my friend and i just hung out and did really nothing and ate lunch. We talked about what was giong on in our lives and stuff, which after talking to her i felt much better about myself and how i have been doing. As of right now i dont feel as if my life is coming apart at the seams, but instead it just looks that way cause quite possibly its coming together, i just need to look at it with a different angle. Well now that i am feeling better thanks to my own personal wise dragon, life looks better and i just might be able to get some sleep tonight. Also some other things are looking up for me, which is a good thing in those areas. Well off to do some more homework. Later Days

Well tonight was fun, sorry to reshma for rushing her today when she came and visited me, but i had to make sure my friend made it to her doctors appt cause she asked me 3 weeks ago and i wanted to keep my promise. Well its time to hit the sac in a few min cause i am tired and i have class in the morn and then i have work from 3 to 11ish

http://home.comcast.net/~mike_mclean/flash/fat-dutch-man.swf

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/chatter.wmv

Watch both vids, they are funny as hell

A - AGE: 20

B - BAND LISTENING TO MOST RECENTLY: Greenwheel

C - CELEBRITY CRUSH: The girl from alias

D - DAD'S NAME: biological dad- Howard, step Mike

E - EASIEST PERSON(S) TO TALK TO: lindsey

F - FAVORITE BAND: Live

G - GUMMY BEARS OR WORMS: gummy worms

H - HOMETOWN: Vancouver, Canada

I - INSTRUMENT: None

J - Job: Hotel fd

K - KIDS: idk,

L - LONGEST CAR RIDE: NJ to AZ

M - MOM'S NAME: Beth

N - NUMBER OF FINGERS: 10

O - ONE WISH: To think before i act

P - PHOBIA(S): ummm..dying

Q - FAVORITE QUOTE: Dont Take life to seriously cause you will never get out alive

R - REASON TO SMILE: cause the ladies like it

S - SONG YOU LAST SANG: Greenday welcome to paradise

T - TIME YOU WAKE UP: 5:45am cause work blows

U - UNKNOWN FACT ABOUT ME: I am going to own my own hotel and be happy with that

V - VEGETABLE YOU HATE: pretty much the green stuff

W - WORST HABIT(S): Saying no to people for the fun of it

X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD: I have no idea cause i have hurt myself so many times yet no broken bones(yay)

Y - YUMMY FOOD: chinese(the best what did the jews do without this for 2000 years), and ITALIAN

Z - ZODIAC SIGN: The Water Bearer(Aquarius(sp))